How breakfast roll man won the election

The sun is just coming up. It is a damp Friday morning. The traffic is as always, endless. The head is a bit sore. The few pints last night didn’t help. He shouldn’t have gone to Diva nightclub in the Red Cow Complex with the lads but one of the chippies was leaving so he had to turn up. Anyway, it was Diva Party Night and all the drinks were €2 until midnight.